{"id":1701,"date":"2015-12-11T09:03:46","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T09:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/wordpress\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2015-12-11T09:03:46","modified_gmt":"2015-12-11T09:03:46","slug":"harold-jaffes-dispatches-from-india-december-10-2015-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/wordpress\/harold-jaffes-dispatches-from-india-december-10-2015-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Harold Jaffe&#8217;s  <em>Dispatches from India<\/em>  &#8211;  December 10, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Chai Twins Monke<\/strong><\/em>y<\/p>\n<p>Chai shop. 7:30 PM.<br \/>\nThe dhobi\u2019s workday which began at 6 AM is over.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s having his customary plastic glass of masala chai, sitting on<br \/>\none of the stools at the large wooden table.<br \/>\nHis name is Mohan, he is of the washerman caste.<br \/>\nHis working day is limitless, but today it is merely long because the<br \/>\nupper-caste home-owner and his wife are travelling to Rajastan.<\/p>\n<p>Usually Mohan is having chai and chatting with three or four other<br \/>\ndhobis he has known from childhood in Kashi, but not tonight<br \/>\nbecause Mohan is early.<br \/>\nLike other dhobis, Mohan is thin and dark with a black mustache.<br \/>\nHe is wearing faded, colorless trousers his patron\u2019s son wore then<br \/>\ndisposed of, along with a old teflon short-sleeved shirt and flip-flops.<\/p>\n<p>What is he thinking as he sips his chai?<br \/>\nHe\u2019s thinking about having a small dinner with his wife and four-<br \/>\nyear-old son in their shanty in northeast Kashi, not far from the long<br \/>\nhalf-moon sandbar east of the ghats, left vacant so that devotional<br \/>\nHindus can see the sunrise when they do puja.<br \/>\nSo that tourists will pay to take a small rowboat on the Ganges at<br \/>\ndawn to see the sunrise.<br \/>\nMohan\u2019s old bicycle will weave him through the dense traffic for the<br \/>\nforty-five minute trip back and forth from his shanty to his work.<\/p>\n<p>A man about Mohan\u2019s age enters the shop and sits on a stool<br \/>\nalongside Mohan but three stools to the left.<br \/>\nThey nod to each other though they do not know each other.<br \/>\nThe man orders masala chai.<\/p>\n<p>Though neither seems to notice, the men are about the same age<br \/>\nand look close to identical, except that Mohan is distinctly darker.<br \/>\nMoroeover, the man is well-dressed in well-fitting western clothes<br \/>\nwith a white silk scarf tied elegantly at his neck.<br \/>\nHe is wearing smart leather shoes; Mohan has never worn leather in<br \/>\nhis 26 years.<br \/>\nThe man carries a smart phone and is now talking into it in Hindi.<br \/>\nHe talks in a way that makes him seem independent, a decision-<br \/>\nmaker.<\/p>\n<p>His chai comes and he sips it while talking on the phone.<br \/>\nMohan scarcely notices; he is tired and sips his chai without<br \/>\nthinking, except remotely of bicycling home to his wife and child.<br \/>\nThe man disconnects and immediately makes another call, this time<br \/>\nspeaking in Engish with authority.<br \/>\nHe disconnects again, has a final sip of tea, leave a fifty-note rupee<br \/>\non the table, leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Carrying his smart phone in his left hand, he is about to step into his<br \/>\nwhite Toyota Camry (nearly all the cars in Kashi are white) when a<br \/>\nmale macaque monkey suddenly hops down in front of him and<br \/>\nseizes the phone from his hand.<br \/>\nThe man utters an oath in Hindi and makes after the monkey into<br \/>\nthe dense traffic where he is run over and killed\u00df by a white<br \/>\nMercedes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jaffeantijaffe.sdsu.edu\/\">http:\/\/jaffeantijaffe.sdsu.edu\/<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jaffeantijaffe\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jaffeantijaffe<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/haroldjaffe.wordpress.com\/\">http:\/\/haroldjaffe.wordpress.com\/<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/\">http:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chai Twins Monkey Chai shop. 7:30 PM. The dhobi\u2019s workday which began at 6 AM is over. He\u2019s having his customary plastic glass of masala chai, sitting on one of the stools at the large wooden table. His name is Mohan, he is of the washerman caste. 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