{"id":467,"date":"2013-09-02T03:31:01","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T03:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/wordpress\/?page_id=467"},"modified":"2013-09-02T04:02:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T04:02:20","slug":"transcript","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fictioninternational.sdsu.edu\/wordpress\/catalog\/issue-44-dv8\/transcript\/","title":{"rendered":"TRANSCRIPT (PARTIAL): NICK-7 AT STAPLES COMPLEX LOS ANGELES 7.7.09 (TAPE 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

By\u00a0R. Sebastian Bennett<\/strong><\/h3>\n

All rights reserved.<\/p>\n

Top secret<\/strong>
\n… Did you see the casket?
\nRoger.<\/em><\/p>\n

He was nothing less than the greatest entertainer who ever graced this planet.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Could you see inside the casket? See the nose? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger. I could see the nose. ROTUS is confirming Jacko’s nose is an exact replica of Brooke Shield’s nose, proportionally and dimensionally. Satellite 4 is monitoring Brooke at south complex. High moisture. Field-Vid Channel 12-G. NIMA imaging. Over.<\/p>\n

Did you see the male-stem? Could you see it inside the casket?<\/p>\n

–You’re breaking up. ROTUS indicated probable infrared interference due to ozone levels. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger. Switching to channel seven-niner. Over.<\/p>\n

Seven-niner roger.<\/p>\n

Seven-niner confirmed. Did you see the penis? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Negative. Partial viewing only, face to umbilicus. No exposure or lump indication. Over.<\/p>\n

How close did you get to the casket? What is its material? Is there a glass or Plexiglas covering?<\/p>\n

Roger. Golden. Powerful gold color. Low-odor. Appears to be wood. Possible laminate. Minor curvature with low sheen. Bullet-proof Plexiglas. Over.<\/p>\n

Seven-Niner requesting RAPISCAN foci at 1111 South Figueroa. South quadrant. Aperture target gold. Troughing laminate. Possible UV sheen. Limited sheathing. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger. Target delay twenty-four seconds… There. It’s in.<\/p>\n

How’s the image report? Over.<\/p>\n

Negative. Dead tissue–genital summary unavailable. Cranial summary unavailable–brain removed by L.A. coroner for further examination. Frontal lobe in transit to Sony Music Entertainment, Tokyo. Brain ownership is disputed.<\/p>\n

There be nothin’ strange about yo daddy. It’s just human nature.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Could you see the face? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Affirmative.<\/p>\n

What was the skin tone? Any evidence of laser striations or white creaming? Over.<\/p>\n

Skin-tone: chalky vinyl. Jane-12 located a white ointment in port-a-toilet 14 in northeast corner. Canines were requested for olfactory determination. ROTUS indicated low local canine presence due to mucal membrane deteriorations. Over.<\/p>\n

He could ride that Double-Dutch bus all night long.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Roger. Get Ziggy. I love Ziggy. I’ve known Ziggy from Rampart K-9 since ’03. Get Ziggy. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Calling Rampart.<\/p>\n

Roger.<\/p>\n

Yah. No. Yah. Yah. Over.<\/p>\n

When will Ziggy get here? I’m gonna buy him a snack. Over.<\/p>\n

Ziggy’s dead. Over.<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

Roger that. Ziggy is dead. Sorry. Over.<\/p>\n

What? What happened? [Muffled sound of sobs.]<\/p>\n

Mi-chael. Mi-chael. Mi-chael. Heal the world…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rampart dispatch stated that Ziggy was in training for meth-amph tracking. Severe lab damage to nasal passages, snout, and anal region. Terminal injection on 12.01.08 at zero six hundred hours. Over.<\/p>\n

[Muffled sound of sobs] [Snorting]<\/p>\n

Fuck-shit I loved that dog…<\/p>\n

I know I–<\/p>\n

–This is a recorded warning from ROTUS South. In accordance with Reb. 6 section A, all transmissions are monitored. This computer monitoring is a function of voice and syntactic-lexiconal recognition. NAM-COM sensors have reported profanity on channel seven-niner. Operatives are requested to utilize Latinate, Dutch, or biological descriptors for all humanoid functions. The previous utterance will be replaced by “Fikken-bowel movement”. This portion of the transmission will be re-issued. After 12 days, original transcripts will be erased from local area networks. Operatives are requested to refrain from all use of profanity in accordance with NICE-TAK regulations, revision 68-9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

…[Muffled sound of sobs.] [Snorting]<\/p>\n

Fikken-Bowel Movement. I loved that dog…<\/p>\n

I know I–<\/p>\n

Ever since I was a suckling infant at 5.427 libs, Daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Turn down the external monitors. There’s excessive interference from speakers at the wake. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. NIMA mapping has located the central microphone. Heat-imagery has articulated individuals making pronouncements. Muting had been requested for all memorial utterances from such, e.g. Janet Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Jermaine Jackson and Prince-Michael Jackson. Over.<\/p>\n

And I just wanted to say I love him–so much.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What the hell? NIMA muting is malfunctioning. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Verifying. All muting full-functional. Over.<\/p>\n

What’s causing the post-muting interferences?<\/p>\n

Roger. Verifying… That’s odd. Heat imagery data is null for speaker Paris-Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n

Who’s that? Over.<\/p>\n

Paris-Michael Jackson is Jacko’s child with nurse Debbie Rowe. AKA ROTUS-termed “Rowe-child 2”.<\/p>\n

Roger that. But I thought the doctor did her up. Over.<\/p>\n

That’s classified level nine-niner. NIMA imaging is depicting a pale-skinned youth. No evidence of laser striations or creaming. Golden locks, non-afro.<\/p>\n

I remember the time, when we used to talk, and the porridge was just right.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why can’t we mute him? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Still checking. Heat censor data available in 6 seconds… You’re not going to believe this. Over. What?<\/p>\n

Paris-Michael has no heat profile. Over.<\/p>\n

What do you mean? It’s being blocked. Maybe they gave him something to drink that cloaked the imagery. The Jesus-juice. Or he’s been irradiated. What are the radiation levels from the hyperbaric chambers? Jane-6 reported they make the kids sleep in chambers to protect them from Joe-Jay. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger. Verifying radiation fallout overlay from hyperbaric use via ROTUS. Still checking… Results-negative. Enhanced oxygen pressures have identical radiological levels to normobaric pressures. Over.<\/p>\n

What about the Jesus-juice? What’s in that juice? Over.<\/p>\n

It’s wine. It’s just wine. He made the kids drink it. Then they went to sleep. But that was only at Neverland Los Olivos, according to testimony. Over.<\/p>\n

What about the clock? Plaintiff 6 talked about the “old-glow” clock. Was a radium portrait obtained? Over.<\/p>\n

Hold on. I’m receiving current RAPISCAN data. It’s full-on accurate for live subjects. Identical covert systems are in place at LAX security and O’Hare. Beta testing is complete. Over.<\/p>\n

Good-to-go.<\/p>\n

They’re taking bets on whose are real.<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

RAPISCAN shows whose are real. It can see the embedded saline and silicon implant sacks in the chest. I only bet once, and I won a free Big-Mac.<\/p>\n

What do you mean? Over.<\/p>\n

Drew Barrymore’s are real–I could tell that before, because of the droop. But Holly Madison’s are fake. Silicone generation three.<\/p>\n

No shit, no shingles… What about Megan Fox? Over.<\/p>\n

No imagery yet. Pools in place. Are you in?<\/p>\n

Dunno.<\/p>\n

Free Sizzler steaks if you win.<\/p>\n

What about Miley Cyrus? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that but, but she’s a minor.<\/p>\n

Okay–I’m down for real on Megan. Hah. ROTUS has me in pidgin training for an Obama-Hawaii assignment. Check it: “Betty gots mean choke bo-bos fo’ reals brah.”<\/p>\n

You go, girl. Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. I’m hungry now. Does van 5 still have protein bars? Over.<\/p>\n

Negative.<\/p>\n

Roger that. I’m hungry. There’s no food here. What would Jesus do?<\/p>\n

Hold-on. I’m getting RAPISCANS on Paris-Michael. Over.<\/p>\n

What do they show?<\/p>\n

No fucking way…<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

My God. Holy God…<\/p>\n

What? What is it?<\/p>\n

[Sound of heavy breathing] [Coughing]<\/p>\n

What? What is it? Nick-12 to Nick-7! Over.<\/p>\n

You’re not going to believe this. Over.<\/p>\n

What? Jesus, what?<\/p>\n

Paris-Michael is non-humanoid.<\/p>\n

What? What do you mean?<\/p>\n

RAPISCAN imagery depicts full robotic structures, cerebral microprocessor, titanium- differentiated spine, silicone casing, salinite pools in tear ducts and tonsillar membranes.<\/p>\n

Christ…<\/p>\n

Paris-Michael is a robot.<\/p>\n

Are you certain? Does he have a male-stem? Over.<\/p>\n

Paris-Michael is female.<\/p>\n

Does it have a vulva or a cloaca? Over.<\/p>\n

Negative.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Is there any orifice?<\/p>\n

Affirmative. Charge-port, left flank, 220 volt. Over.<\/p>\n

What is it saying? Who’s speaking now? Over.<\/p>\n

Roger that. Requested muting cessation in three seconds. Over.<\/p>\n

MJ’s laugh was the sweetest and purest laugh of anybody I had ever known.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is that the android? Over.<\/p>\n

Negative. Brooke Shields. Over.<\/p>\n

Are Brooke’s real?<\/p>\n

Dunno. But sensors indicate high moisture levels.<\/p>\n

In Brooke?<\/p>\n

Negative. Hip-hop star, Usher–ROTUS-termed “Cameo-1.” Artificial ocular saline implants, left and right ears. Limited facial mobility.<\/p>\n

Whether we knew who he was or what he was, he was ours.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jane-9 is calling in with a question. Hi, Jane. You’re on a ROTUS-monitored channel. What’s your question? Over.<\/p>\n

Thank you for taking my call, Nick-7. I’ve been wondering, what were the average veracity coefficients and veracity correlations among plaintiffs three through seven concerning the length and appearance of Jacko’s male-stem?<\/p>\n

Roger that. Coefficients were point eight two. And correlations were eighty-two percent. Over.<\/p>\n

In death, they become even larger.<\/strong><\/p>\n

[Obama-POTUS statement, via Moscow\/MARASAT II B –
\nbroadcast 15:47:13 Greenwich]<\/p>\n

……………END TRANSCRIPT<\/strong><\/p>\n

R. Sebastian Bennett\u00a0works for the government.<\/em><\/h4>\n

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